Moronic Driver of the Day
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Thursday, October 06, 2005
My apologies dear readers, have been under the weather lately and haven’t had energy to type.
Today I am going to tell you about an incident of road rage that college girl and I experienced right before we took her to college this fall.
We were driving down one of the highways near our home here when suddenly, from our left, I caught a glimpse of a car about to hit the front fender of our van. Not wanting the driver to hit us I did the only logical thing, blew the horn. This did nothing more than entice the moron to violently swerve in front of the van. We had to stop for a traffic light and I wisely kept my distance from his bumper. The light changed to green and he started to speed away with me keeping my distance behind him. Just as fast as he sped away he jammed on his brakes; don’t worry we jammed on our’s and didn’t even come close. He continued this pattern for the next mile, and no I couldn’t get out from behind him as we had traffic on one side and businesses on the other.
His next great trick was to repeatedly flip us “the bird” out of his window while alternating his speed. I am telling you this male was a real loser.
Finally he put on his blinker and pulled into the turn lane and stopped at a gas station. As we went past he jumped out of his car started flipping us off with both hands and screaming something. (We travel with windows up and radio playing so we can’t hear weirdos!!)
In case you are wondering, he is the “Moronic Driver of the Day” NY plate number CDF 2158. If you ever see that plate on the road - steer clear of it - the person is a real jerk.
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Country Bumpkin on 10/06 at 09:50 PM
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